History Teacher Josh Bruck "Did your parents work on The Manhattan Project? Because you're the bomb!" "If you were President, you'd be Babe-raham Lincoln." "I'm no Thomas Paine, but...

What is your useless talent?  I can blow bubbles off my tongue. What job would you be terrible at?  Alaskan King Crab Fisherman. I get sea sick. I hate being cold. I’m a klutz, so I’m pretty sure...