Getting a lesson in love

Teachers’ best lines to getting a date

Avery Munson, Layout Editor|January 25, 2019

Avery Munson

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Did your parents work on The Manhattan Project? Because you're the bomb!

History Teacher Josh Bruck

  • “Did your parents work on The Manhattan Project? Because you’re the bomb!”
  • “If you were President, you’d be Babe-raham Lincoln.”
  • “I’m no Thomas Paine, but you and I are Common Sense.”

Business Teacher Amy Sabatka

  • “Will you be my student loans? Because I’d like to have you around for the rest of my life.”
  • “Can you help me with a math problem? I need to solve for x, where x= your phone number.”
  • “I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?”

Technology Teacher Philep Willey

  • “I ask her what her name is and when she asks me what my name is in return I say something like… ‘Available, baby’ I tried it for the first time when I met my wife. The problem is after I asked her what her name was she never asked me mine! She’s like I know what your name is…and I had to keep saying ‘But don’t you want to ask?'”