Teacher of the month

Jasper Hunt, Staff Writer

Brittany McDaniel

Acting Teacher

What would you wish for if you had a genie? A new car because the car I drive right now is a tuna can.

Where in existence would you most like to have a party and why? Either in the Harry Potter world or the victorian era.

If you had a pair of magic moon shoes, what would you do? I would probably break them because I’m so chubby.

If Mark Zuckerberg isn’t human, what is he? He’s gotta be one of the lizard people.

If you could have a conversation with the pope, what would you say or do? I would thank him for living out his faith.

If deer gained human-like intelligence, how would they start the revolution? They’d probably turn our guns on us, or they’d riot on the freeway.