Sasha Welch

Math Teacher

If you could replace Christmas with 
anything, what would it be? I don’t know if I would because I like Christmas so much.

Can a bear bare the freezing snow
on its bare bear claws? Polar bears can.

What breed of dog could most efficiently lead humanity? Doug the Pug.

What would you do if you saw Santa
in your house? I suppose it depends on what he’s doing. If he’s leaving me presents then I’d probably go back to sleep.

How would you feel if you were fired from your job and replaced by an elf? Well, I’d be upset but if it was Buddy the Elf, who can compete with that?

If you could trade lives with anybody in the world, who would it be and why? Probably Kim Kardashian because I feel like she does a lot of fun stuff with no consequences.