February

Winnie Haneborg

Favorite salad dressing?

Ranch

Cane’s ice or Sonic ice?

Sonic

If you had a parrot what would be the first thing you would teach it?

I’d probably teach it a Taylor Swift song.

Favorite weird food combination?

I don’t know if I have any.

Most useless talent?

My singing talent.

Is soup something you eat or drink?

Eat.

What Mario Kart character are you?

Yoshi.

What’s a purchase you made and immediately regretted?

Light-up microphone in my car.

What do you want to do after high school?

College at UNL, I’m not sure what I’m studying yet.

Jake Henry

Favorite salad dressing?

Ranch

Cane’s ice or Sonic ice?

Cane’s

If you had a parrot what would be the first thing you would teach it?

Pick locks.

Favorite weird food combination?

Fruit pizza.

Is soup something you eat or drink?

Depends on the soup.

What Mario Kart character are you?

Bowser. *Sings Peaches*

What’s a purchase you made and immediately regretted?

Not sure.

What do you want to do after high school?

Travel the world, get lost a little…

March

Clancy Brown

Favorite salad dressing?

Ranch

Cane’s ice or Sonic ice?

It’s the same.

If you had a parrot what would be the first thing you would teach it?

I’d teach it to say, “Go Hawks.”

Favorite weird food combination?

I don’t know if I have any.

Most useless talent?

I’m really good at driving with my knee.

Is soup something you eat or drink?

Eat.

What Mario Kart character are you?

Mario.

What’s a purchase you made and immediately regretted?

Uh. I don’t know.

What do you want to do after high school?

I’m going to go play basketball somewhere but double-major in biology and calculus then go be a nurse and a CRNA.

Noah Short

Favorite salad dressing?

I like a vinaigrette.

Cane’s ice or Sonic ice?

Cane’s ice

If you had a parrot what would be the first thing you would teach it?

Like, just scream at people when they entered the house.

Favorite weird food combination?

I really, really like crackers, cheese and grape jelly *chef’s kiss*

Most useless talent?

I can lay down a funky beat.

Is soup something you eat or drink?

Depends on the type of soup.

What Mario Kart character are you?

Yoshi.

What’s a purchase you made and immediately regretted?

Anytime I go to Wendy’s.

What do you want to do after high school?

I’m going to college to be an aerospace engineer…and then also, maybe, I don’t know, figure out how to enjoy my life.